Sometime in the late 90’s, I ran an Internet development and design studio. It was the go-go days, where everyone insisted their idea was highly confidential and stoopid amounts of money were being made by migrating companies on to “The Internet” (yes, we actually capitalized it back in the day, and put quotes around it as some sort of foreign object or artificial theoretical construct). A lot of our potential clients had AOL email addresses, or kept talking in AOL terminology. One day, I expressed my frustration with these rubes and disparaged AOL to my business partner. “Feh. AOL. Rubes!” I said.
“Ah, are you sure you want them to move from AOL to the Internet?”, my wiser and more thoughtful friend asked. “Think about it,” he continued, “Do you really want those nimrods asking their nimrod questions on our forums and message boards and all that?”
From an immediate revenue concern, as a design studio owner, yes, I did want them to move over. I made money moving them over. On a personal level, as an early-adoptor-techno-snob, no I didn’t want them on my precious Internet. I am sure the geeks rued the day when ARPANET was opened up to idiots like me (without a comp sci background).
Why am I telling you this? Because last night, I experienced that blissful Virginia Empty Continent wonder for a few hours. Google+ went live yesterday, and invitations were limited. I was one of the chosen select, even before Ashton Kuchter got in. From what I could tell, there were only a few thousand of us (besides Googlers). The wonderment and excitement was tangible. It still is.
Many of my friends have been begging me for invites. I’ll get them out as soon as I can. But be warned, you may not want to come over. In fact, I recommend you don’t come over:
- There are no games like Farmville or Mafia Wars or anything else with little avatars sporting huge heads and anime eyes
- There are no corporate pages from Chrysler Motors or Budweiser or Dave & Busters or Touchstone Pictures
- Your high school friends aren’t there (yet). G+ won’t suggest people you know, it will only tell you whom you already know (your GMail contacts).
- There aren’t any lengthy threads debating whether Dancing with the Idols was better than You’ve Got Stars last night.
You really want to stay on Facebook, I promise. It’s nice and comfy, right? All your friends are already there, right? Change is painful, right? You won’t be able to import your WoW or Zynga character profiles, so why bother, right?
No, G+ isn’t for you. It’s full of geeks and all texty and complicated.
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