
A little something I put together with the help of 2112.net
We are the priests of the Temple of Syrinx
Our great computers filled these Hallowed Halls
Four and a half years ago, I posited that there would be an ever-growing demand for storage within ecommerce companies: customer data, product data, transaction data, then all the generated data that would come from combining any of those three major sectors together. In the end, I figured that it wasn’t about the amount of information as it was about the ability to combine and synthesize some sort of conclusion or direction out of that mind-numbingly large amount of data.
Boy, I didn’t even see a sliver of what’s really out there now. At the time, I didn’t see any of the social graph information, background automatic information (e.g. weather, geospatial, temporal data inputs) or additional strata that have swelled into existence in the last few years. Yet, I still stand by my thesis: it’s not about the amount of information, it’s about one’s ability to draw a direction. Even with the best BI tools commercially available (and I’ve always found them little more than glorified SQL query generators), we don’t get very far.
Enter Google+.
Google already knew our surfing habits, and by most common estimates controls around 75% of the search market and a strong slice of the affiliate market, which means that it roughly controls 75% of the online marketing economy. Google was further grabbing eyeball time with Youtube and other acquisitions, as well as in-house projects like GMail, Google News, Google Docs, and Android. The question remains: Is Google able to synthesize all of these data points together and form a psychographic of 1 for Dave Jenkins that is so highly tuned and accurate that the conversion rate for advertisers soars through the roof?
I don’t know, but maybe. Maybe they’ve made some progress, and maybe Google+ is a big step forward in that unification methodology: now I am willingly handing over profile information with my links, +1s, social graph connections, and naming my circles.
All of that raises a more nuanced and important question: Do I care? The paranoid subhumans Troskyite in me screams out that “Hell YES I care! Stop tracking me!” But I simultaneously cannot ignore the wistful dreamlike convenience that a perfect advertising profile could bring: only show me adverts for things I care about or should care about; stop wasting my time with suggestions that I listen to the new Katy Perry song but continue to suggest the Beyonce one because it knows I think she’s just that damn sexy; Improve the overall marketing efficiency for every online marketer, thus improving the overall efficiency of the economy by a few billion dollars. Yes, everyone wins, especially Google.
I don’t think they’re there yet, but I do know that Google+ is a big step forward toward the Singularity of Online, and I can bet (guess? hope?) that they’ve got a Db cluster named “Syrinx” in the Googleplex somewhere, if only for the sense of irony.
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