WhiskeyMilitia.com

We launched a new website today, whiskeymilitia.com and it looks like it’s gonna be a winner. I knew we were onto something when I tried to register the security certificates for the encrypted shopping cart, and the submission was flagged for “review”. I am not sure if it was the word Whiskey (which the ATF probably doesn’t like) or Militia, which the Department of Milk and Cookies probably doesn’t dig. My hunch was confirmed when another backcountry executive was talking with someone in the Intarweb business, and was told that the domain ‘breaks every rule about good domains.’
So, what’s the deal with the site? One shit-hot deal at a time for all you skate rats and surf punks. Sold out? Cry about it until midnite, and try again. Good luck with your credit rating!